JayFeather's Comments

You've gotta rethink your life when a CAT can shoot better than you can, guys.

I like how the final boss actually had mechanics, but it's stupid how your success is based off of Random Number Generation. You pray that you get the one where he doesn't teleport for 6 seconds most of the time and that you don't get the one where he summons a 3rd wave of monsters before you even finished the first wave's lava golem.

The last boss's attack that makes runes appear on the ground is ridiculous. It does a TON of damage, and you don't have a chance to dodge it, you just hope you don't happen to be on where he's casting it.

I have to ask, why the arrow keys? why not another set of 4 letters?

I almost cried. A laser fell right on my elephant as it faded to black. Somehow, that counts.

Completed loading tips would be nice (but less amusing).

You thought Sheep Cannon was good? just wait until the Dooty Launcher.

Who else finished the game then pressed the Give Up button just to see what happened?

I got the temple....and then my computer exploded.....

"Oh great, 12 deaths, gonna get an F..." *gets an A* O_O

I want to know why that as as soon as I move into the city walls every other person wants an antidote :S

When you get the guy asking for welcome tax say no, remember, the king said merchants dont have to pay taxes.

Love going along one lane of the opposite road and keep switching into cars in front of me, get credit for the takedown if Im fast enough. 5/5 ^^

The only thing I want from this is a "stay" command, cant keep my archers from running away before the others are summoned

The person who "beat" level 11 should be dropped down a lvl >>

Shotguns + Eagle Eye perk = Epic

I raised it from 3.16 to 3.17, making downraters attempt to lower it useless ^^

If you need cash and don't have any digsites, just go to the last one and kill the monsters for cash.

Charge increases damage the farther away you use it.

honestly this is way too short >>