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Happy Wheels

Play Happy Wheels

Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: 3

That awkward moment where you disembark your child to save him on the map "it keeps happening" but then the bike flies down and the wheel crushes his head D:

Stick Hero Idle 2

Play Stick Hero Idle 2

May. 10, 2011

Rating: 2

Sleep times! Lets see how much gold I have in the morning :P

The Tickler

Play The Tickler

May. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

Idiot was my buddy... I wanted him to come back.. Then he came back as a moleman and our long lasting friendship came to a halt.

Upgrade Complete 2

Play Upgrade Complete 2

May. 03, 2011

Rating: 4

"Wow the heart upgade is only $1!"... *clicks on upgrade* "HAHFSHGEETHERTRBGFRRTYREERGET%E"

Tower of Greed

Play Tower of Greed

Apr. 07, 2011

Rating: 9

"Okay next door I see I have to go through!" *Sees door* "Yes! so close!" *pogo stick man comes and knocks me off the edge* "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Tower of Greed

Play Tower of Greed

Apr. 07, 2011

Rating: 7

The winner is never me D:

Crunchdown

Play Crunchdown

Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: -2

The game producer is so ganstaaaaa! "yo dawgs, bust on some fools in bumtown!"

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Play Treadmillasaurus Rex

Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 4

Where's the impossible badge for winning the game?!

MegaDrill

Play MegaDrill

Feb. 23, 2011

Rating: 0

*thinks about buying big boat* "Nyehehehehehe!". The guy with the moustache at the end is THE nasal king.

Shopping Street

Play Shopping Street

Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 4

Kongregate only thinks about giving a game badges if it's rated four stars or more. If you want there to be badges rate the game up rather than leaving comments asking for them. + This comment so you see less comments about badges.

DJManiax

Play DJManiax

Feb. 22, 2011

Rating: 1

Such a good range of songs on this game. The only minor complaint I have is the keyboard setup.

Newgrounds Rumble

Play Newgrounds Rumble

Feb. 19, 2011

Rating: -6

Saladfingers is a babe.

Rebuild

Play Rebuild

Feb. 17, 2011

Rating: 2

Possibly one of the best zombie survival games I have ever played online.

The Linear RPG

Play The Linear RPG

Feb. 17, 2011

Rating: 1

If you think this game is bad at all go and play assassins creed on here.. :P

Assassins Creed: Altair's Story BETA v2

Play Assassins Creed: Altair's Story BETA v2

Feb. 17, 2011

Rating: -2

I rated it five stars <3

Sierra 7

Play Sierra 7

Feb. 17, 2011

Rating: -2

Uhm... The game doesn't even let me do training. It says press execute to begin so i hit space and nothing happens..

Murray Missile Mayhem

Play Murray Missile Mayhem

Feb. 10, 2011

Rating: 6

From this to toss the turtle. You sold out man!

Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!

Play Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!

Feb. 07, 2011

Rating: -3

Lets hope no epileptic people play this..

House Idle PRO

Play House Idle PRO

Feb. 07, 2011

Rating: 9

Click on the metallica poster and it plays the intro to my friend of misery <3

House Idle PRO

Play House Idle PRO

Feb. 07, 2011

Rating: 8

Golden couch? That would be a bit uncomfortable :P

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