Craptastic. It's like an infinite slideshow, composed of the same exact slide over and over again. Questionable originality aside, please test to see if it works, unless you're masochistic and love sarcastic comments.
The upgrades seem rather pointless, considering how little they improve at a time. Try adding more variety to the gameplay with obstacles, enemies, etc. Gets too repetitive. Nice graphics, though.
I can understand how the controls tie in with the story, but it's still too damn hard to steer. At least make the obstacles and the car smaller, giving the player more space to maneuver. Otherwise, it's going to be rather frustrating for most people.
Has an odd glitch where the first level stays on the background, with a movable ball and all. Makes it difficult to see which blocks are there and which are gone.
Some questions are bugged to the point where you can't progress in the game, not to mention the text is hard to read. I won't comment on the humor, since that's subjective, but I can't give a higher grade due to the major bugs. 1/5
In few words: Pong seems technologically advanced compared to this. If you're going to make a game, at least put some thought into it. At the very LEAST decrease the ship sizes. As it is, it's beyond ridiculous.
Very basic gameplay with almost no variation. Could use a mission system or something to keep the player going. New enemies, upgrades, etc would be a nice addition. 2/5
Finished the game as an Engineer on Normal. The early bosses are somewhat harder than the later ones, if only because of the learning curve on how to properly use your character's skills. Does get a bit repetitive over time and good artifacts are a rare find, but it's still a pretty good game. Does require a fair amount of thinking, but nothing a couple tries won't fix. 4/5
Great game. Gets a little overwhelming during the last few levels, but it's doable with the right colors (slow, safe). Loved the music, even though I can't find it... A small suggestion would be to vary the colors a bit, since the 3rd tier colors look very similar on the magnets, and when you're being mass attacked, it's hard to quickly decide which is which.
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