"I liked the alternate ending a lot, but there should be another ending for going 10,000 or so negative distance, where the penguin just realizes he can go the other way and avoid the ice wall completely :)" The penguin wants revenge on the ice wall, not just to fly like in part one...
Me: "I like you Mr. Natas, thank you for giving me money! ...Wait... Is your name "Satan" if I read it backwards?" Mr. Natas: "Oh no, you might need glasses." Me: "But why do you have so red eyes?" Mr. Natas: "It is because of my red contact lens." Me: "But why do you don't wan't me to dig too far? Below us there is only more minerals." Mr. Natas: "Okay, be quiet and just go to 6666 feet and I'll kill you like in the story of Red Riding Hood.
President: "Hey you balloon man! There is some huge whale who can jump up to 240 meters so the sea is not a safe place. Go fly about 2 meters high above the sea and drop explosives!!!"
If U wan't le magic crystals that give you the power of the universe you must dive in the water and drown and you will find yourself in a magical cave filled with crystals that protect the magic crystal with their magical powers. No, you can't take the magical crystals instead of the magical crystal. So destroy the crystals you must hit the roof and get an AK-47 and slaughter them.
I give 5/5 to Postal 2 because it's best and apocalypse is cats raining from the sky lolwut the best Postal 3 is shit should try Postal btw this is random sh1t comment that has nuthin to do with dis game so stop whining.
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