JessieKaye3

Hai. My name is Jessie. With an ‘i’.
I am 16 and I don’t want to be your “grilfren”
My interests include Stealing Souls, Crying, Procrastinating and watching the entire 10 seasons of Friends repeatedly.
I am an apprentice hairdresser and a midget with the height of 5’2

Personality Type: ISFJ

I have an adopted child named Marzia who is a very large (To me anyway) Plushie who I won at a fair. I almost have full custody over her as I’m recently tied up in suing my wife for not strapping her in properly while taking her to Toys R us one day.

Send me memes and I’ll be your friend

I love cats a lot. I have one fat cat named lady and she hates me but its okay. Most of my belongings are cat themed. I have various socks, coffee cups, phone cases, candles, headbands with cat ears and even mascara tubes in.. cat.

I also love anything beauty related, pls talk makeup to me and I’ll help you with your hair

I have terrible taste in music and tend to like edgy female artists with weird aesthetics. Also boybands they grew up with their audiences. I hate rap but search for the perfect instrumental versions of terrible rap songs because i like the bass. I am also a recovering dubstep listener, and have come to terms with the fact its not that good but i still kinda like it tho
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Gimme all the glitters
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It doesn’t mask the smell, it BLENDS with it. So now you smell like fragrant ass.
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JessieKaye3: Hows the hairline
runnoft: fabulous
11_toes: Jess… he’s got four rabbits on his head, holding paws and walking backward
11_toes: Receding hare line XD

dan_dare: Yep. Jess has 3 categories, people she likes, people she doesn’t and otherys.

iamfaeemail: just tghe way you lime it

alasthopeforduck: you’re all so beautiful
GeluPatchouli: Alas is drunk.

Qazwaz15: oi thx m8
Qazwaz15: Meh G I B S
Qazwaz15: uhm…anyone got B R E A D???

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Is my profile too long? What if no one makes it down this far? These are the things I think about