Jessness

Jessness: I passed my road test :3
DarianWulfbane: O.O God help us all.
DarianWulfbane: Everyone, to the genocide bunker!
LoonyLizard: ◄—-will make sure to stay off the sidewalks.
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Afrikaisi: http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af350/AfriSloth/Trill-1.jpg < There’s a god..sorta.
PuruPanda: If that’s God, I’m scared. D:
DarianWulfbane: Afri, that’s very good. And I’m not just saying that because it scares Puru.
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SpeederShoes: I came here for a nice, quiet, peaceful place.
timjacques: And you got us instead.
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Chaseung: But your incorrect correction was incorrect, so you cant correct a correct statement by incorrecting it to be correct.
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Ferretferret: Great. You offended a whole room by insulting yourself. ;)
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Afrikaisi: >.> Twilight vampires aren’t vampires. They’re really tall wingless blood drinking fairies.
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PuruPanda: SARSY: Silly Australian Rides Secretive Yetis. :D
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myoclonic: merka. land of the 3
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CommanderWiggin: I put a condom on my computer. It’s fully protected. >.>
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DarianWulfbane: Life’s no fun without the ever looming threat of a swirling deathy vortex of death deathly death.
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Sarsy: Since when can you drive? :P (reply)
To Sarsy: Since like.. last september O_o
Sarsy: You have kitchens in your cars? :o (reply)
To Sarsy: No, I got a Pocket-size kitchen in my back pocket, derrr
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LobsterMobster: Pika wants to be able to see me from space so she can easily locate my sammiches.
Jessness: I do love your sammichs >>
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PuruPanda: It’s why Canadia’s military isn’t that great. They bejeweled their tanks. >>
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Ferretferret: Brand and Kell are unmuted.
kell009: why was i muted ?
Ferretferret: Not sure. Spamming, most likely.
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Ferretferret: We’re sloths. You have to expect that from such hyper creatures.
Ferretferret: Rome wasn’t built in a day. It was built in five minutes. By Sloths.
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CommanderWiggin: Rofl. Catches up and takes out paddle to spank
Jessness: screams rape
Chaudproto: that never works
Chaudproto: you’re better off screaming fire
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Jessness: I want a nice white jacket of snugglelyness, and to be placed in a white bounce house :D
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LoonyLizard: Can’t we just iron out our problems and rust in peace? Ferretferret: Not if we wish to keep our relationship stainless.
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Mrd3ath: Bringing happiness in rooms everywhere :)
Ledonton1: just letting everyone know… jess is a dragon eater… :(
Jessness: And you love it ledo!
Everlovely: note to self, keep dragons away from jess
Everlovely: also, get more unicorns.
Jessness: I eat unicorns, and make them my minions Everz
Everlovely: weirdo
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Ledonton1: jess I love the snugs but I also love my dragon…
Jessness: Ledo, if I eat you, you can snuggle me in my tummy and snuggle your dragon
Ledonton1: sounds like a deal
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Jessness: Loony, can you please check to see how many times I’ve been silenced? o:
LoonyLizard: 15
LoonyLizard: Everlovely Feb 5, 2011 12:37pm Feb 5, 2011 1:37pm
Everlovely: I was your last? d’awwww
LoonyLizard: Reason: She’s got a fever and the only cure is more donuts.
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h2o = waterboy
frozen = Elsa
me = Steve
bome = GI Joe/secret lover
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Volrathx: In my opinion God is a woman
Jessness: gods a pretty woman then!
Zil_: I think God supersedes gender
kikimomojojododo: does that mean i am god?
Jessness: god is cousin it?
kikimomojojododo: hahaha way to go jess!
senordiablo: nah, god is Thing
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KonVay: sloth was full earlier, i was scared and alone in a strange room =‘[
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Varsil: ZA is like backwards Disneyland.
Varsil: The most miserable place on Earth. And you can only play if you’re mentally below the stature of Mickey’s crotch.
kikimomojojododo: uhh… i walked in at a bad time didn’t i?
kikimomojojododo: let’s try that again…. walks out
kikimomojojododo: walks back in hi
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ViralAttraction: I don’t always make exceptions, but when I do, it’s for Jessness.
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TasteTheCake: Jess, stop breaking the new sloths.
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