Hide on the right side, the lasers are random in each try, and out of 6-10 games, you'll maybe have to dodge a couple lasers and then just make sure you jump over all the blocks. Good luck! Got it on the 4-5th try I think doing so.
Another thing, besides all your artifacts, you keep all your GOLD. So get to a shopkeeper, sell everything (except your artifact gear!) and then proceed to kick monster arse.
I'm sad now... "Dying has a burning sensation - 10,000 souls burned on stats" I'm burning 11,000 each time I +1 my land right now... Ah, the price to pay for racing for the leaderboards... Millions of souls. D:
Well, maybe it's worth it...
Upgrade grinding tip:
1: Do the first level a couple times.
2: Buy Initial money 4
3: Place one basic tower on level 1
4: Upgrade it to the max that your money can buy
5: Hold N to release all the waves
6: There is no rule 6
7: Hit the x3 speed and profit.
You can farm this many times, get the easy badge within a couple minutes and then follow Askon's Bomb strategy with the money you've farmed.
I am SOOOOO frustrated right now.... I had 8 BILLION score, and decided to continue on, 30 seconds later I hit the clouds and down to 1 billion.... ouch man, just OUCH.
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