Joe7's Comments

@LadyofLorien. It's called satire.

I finally won! After 3 months of trying!

notdoppler only sponsors games, some of them aren't made by them, this is one of them. Read the title screen please.

Wow, you're obviously a kid if you don't know that.

Are you sure it's yours?

1)Pick Virus. 2)Start in New Zealand, Greenland, or Cuba (It's better with Cuba) . 3)Sell starting symptoms, if any, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4)Buy 1-1-1-1 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger infections). 5) Once nine countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6)Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards and is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7)Buy all five drug resistances, sneezing, coughing, and fever. 8)After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9)Buy fever, fudge, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. 10): Wait until everyone dies. keep this comment alive.

Ending is awesome.

Sacrifice is easy.

Fixed the player, added intro, and new icon.

... only one level? I want more!!! It's awesome!

Sucks horribly.

Congratulations! You just won the Industrial Rotation Badge and 15 points!

Eh...

There should be breaking news that help your virus, like: People started self-medicating, then your virus gets certain amount of resistance. Or: (Animal) meat has gotten infected by new disease, people will start dying from hunger.

It's so damn difficult, I had to dodge the boss' ninja shurikens while doing the Matrix on a wall, I, somehow managed to grab the fire magic power and cast a power that made a giant tower fall over him.

What a liar...

carzol: There's a vaccine, but it is only being used in workers.

This comment contains a Fire Emblem character.

Ohai masterofpuppets!

Kongregate erased all of my data... My 107 awards, my rewards... everything! I hope you're happy enough Kongregate!