JoeySkywalker's Comments

The controls feel very sluggish. Fix that and this game will be a lot better.

Warp zone was 5/5

You really need to fix this for Chrome

Tab + Enter = Win

Looks like it would be fun if it was a game and not just a waste of time

Oh look another Portal ripoff

You can slice my toast anytime

It's not worth switching to IE to try this game, sorry.

This game is not a rip off of Motherload. There is a DOS game from the early nineties called Miner VGA that this games are based on. And even that game was based on a previous version that was text based. Google it.

The stars sound like "Meet the Jetsons"

Why do the stones not fall correctly?

I finished the level, all the numbers are grey, but it's not admitting that I win :/

Horrible controls

Awesome old school DOS style game! :)

I would love to set the personality of the cars. Are they trying to be in first, trying to kill each other, or just trying to stay on the road?

It's annoying when you still have bombs left but no oranges and it says you failed the level.

How do I get the necklace out of the toilet?

I can't find the pieces for the taser :/

Can't start the game

"Sponsor wanted it removed" = "Too lazy to add it"