Johnanon's Comments

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Sky Island	Jun. 26, 2014 Rating: 1 It's like Fez if the creator wasn't a complete dickwad.
Dodge	Jun. 22, 2013 Rating: 0 I played so much shmups that this is pretty much kids stuff.
Take a Walk	Jan. 11, 2013 Rating: 0 if i wanted to play a game you can win by holding right i would play sonic instead
JumpingLine	Aug. 27, 2012 Rating: -4 !!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!! If your game stops drawing lines, then STOP. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT FRUSTRATION AWAITS IF YOU CONTINUE TO PLAY THIS GAME. Thumbs this so people don't have to suffer
Legend of Kalevala	Aug. 08, 2012 Rating: 5 This game manages to actually get that retro feel unlike 98% of all these faux-retro games in that it isn't just plain blocky graphics and the music isn't chiptunes trying to pass as "old" music. It reminds me of SNES or Genesis. Good job.
Seedling	Jul. 28, 2012 Rating: 0 Can i just mute the faux-retro chiptune cacophony instead of the whole thing?
Utopian Mining	May. 11, 2012 Rating: 3 I liked Motherlode better.
Sky Island	Apr. 19, 2012 Rating: -1 Better than Fez.
Love	Nov. 20, 2011 Rating: 4 I get it, no matter how much love I can take, I'll never be happy enough to get the Hard badge.
Moby Dick - The Video Game	Aug. 07, 2011 Rating: -1 WHEW. For a second there, I thought it was that crappy Newgrounds one that made in like 12 hours.
I Wanna Win!	Jul. 09, 2011 Rating: 1 You have to be Charlie Sheen to get 3 stars on Arcanoid.
Bed and Breakfast 3	Jul. 01, 2011 Rating: 1 There's a lot of potential this game can have if it just fixed some idiot coding and idiot design. An elevator hardly, if it even does, improve your efficiency, the randomness of whether or not you'll make enough money, getting rid of cash "buffering", and so on and so on. This is more of a Bed & Breakfast v1.5, if anything.
Boss Battle	Jun. 14, 2011 Rating: 0 I don't know about you guys, but I thought this game was easy. Even on hard.
The Adventures of Red	Jun. 02, 2011 Rating: 2 Finally, a puzzle game that isn't mind-numbingly hard.
GrindQuest Beta	Jun. 19, 2010 Rating: -4 Inferior to ProgressQuest. 2/5
Frantic 2	Feb. 13, 2010 Rating: -1 It's called GRAZING YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
Dragon Boy	Feb. 01, 2010 Rating: 0 God, it's like playing Ginormo Sword all over again.
Little Red Riding Hood	Jan. 08, 2010 Rating: 0 Your Score: 666
SHIFT 2	Dec. 01, 2009 Rating: 0 Oh, yeah, more forced Portal jokes. The world needs more crappy Portal referencces.
SHIFT	Dec. 01, 2009 Rating: -1 Creator has a shitty sense of humor.

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