JokerDubs' messages

To all my Friends: Merry Christmas and a happy new year. :D

Joker full of dubs.

I hope that you’ll have relaxing holidays and wish you a happy new year ^ . ^

Dubs

Oh em gee, jay dee

Why have I not seen you in forever. COME BACK TO ME :(

Same level now. I knew I could do it :D

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. :3

Are your legs tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day long!

Hey, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend ;D

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche :3

You’re so hot, when I look at you, I get a tan ;D

I’m like chocolate pudding. I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Wait ._.

I’m not a grocery item but I can tell you’re checkin’ me out ;D

I hope there’s a fireman around, ‘cause you’re smokin’ ;D

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’!

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true ;D

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away<3

hey bby, (bad pickup line) ;D

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. :3

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart!

Do you clean your pants with Windex? ’Cause I can practically see myself in them ;D

You look so sweet you’re givin’ me a toothache.

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee faling for you…

I wanna bag you like some groceries ;)