All I needed was the 30 year relationship achievement, so I started dating Frank around year 18, because he looked kinda like my dream man. After the first year, I learn he's a dork. Big deal. The second year, I learn he's a bit paranoid, but I can accept that. Once I get to the third year with him, I learn that he's a murderer. But I still had to stick with him because it was too late to pick another man for thirty years. I ended my game with 0 happiness... This feels like my actual life.
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