JosephHeller's Comments

You spelled 'tentacle' wrong

2-Slice Mode Guide: 1, 5, 6, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 17, 18, 19, 20 can be 100%ed. 8 and 16 can be 95%ed, 14 80%, 3 and 4 75%, and 7 70%. 7 and 14 are by far the hardest. In 7, cut the diagonal on the right square FIRST, then take out the white square and the red square with the other. In 14, cut from just to the left of the bottom left support, to just above the middle-right one. Then, cut from just below the middle left support, to right around the box's topright corner. It'll take a few tries to get right.

Bayonets absolutely trivialize the last mission. And the whole game, really. Just hide behind a corner, defend, and watch them walk one by one into your lance.

Was anyone else expecting the gun to be the real bad guy at the end?

1/5 just for all the Dim puzzles. This is not fun.

Anyone else having a problem with the game/controls occasionally freezing up?

From left to right, and bottom to top: 1- Sword Block, Pierce Block, Pierce Block, Cannon, Digestion Block (All facing right) 2- Eye Block 3-6 Slow Block 7- Eye Block 8- Sword Block, Pierce Block, Pierce Block, Cannon Block, Digestion Block If there are no invisible enemies, put a topshot instead of eyes. If there are no regenerating enemies, put a perfume or stun block instead of a digestion. Om Nom Nom works too, though it's a little slow. Sit in the middle with your sword, and watch as you turn the field into a meat grinder, even on Survival.

Charging for normal game content? You got greedy, bro.

@Mritunjay: Stop bitching and just play Level 25 again.

Hahahaha. $15? For THAT? Oh, dear. You slay me, sir.

Wow. Just... wow. I should've just stopped when I saw that my name had glitched as soon as I started playing. It took you a year and a half to complete this... thing? I'll admit, there probably was a lot of effort required. But you should've put forward a bit more. This game is the poor man's Caravaneer. And since Caravaneer is free, well... 3/5

First!

Adding calm music to a game does not make it relaxing. And what the fsck is with it starting as soon as the page loads? You've got nice visuals and music, and you've worked out a lot of bugs, but that still doesn't make it a good game. 2/5

I've seen a lot of games like this lately. You Only Live Once and Execution come to mind.

11,13,27 will eat your soul.

That took me six hours! :O

I glitched the game with a mid-jump shift.

@McCool37: ... *facepalm*

I lolled.

The servers aren't used to having this many people on them at once, so the game is slow and buggy. Once the hype dies down, the game will be better again, you DUMB F###S.