JoshTheAnthro

Yes, I am an anthro on Kongregate with a Bio starting like this. No, that doesn't mean you can hate me for being a "furry." You know what? You can shut up if you're going to hate me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *An anthro horse was sitting in a bar, at a round table drinking an ordinary, practically bar-brand beer from a bottle. He looks to you and smiles, signaling you to sit down with him.* My name's Josh. Josh Wilkins. *At the time, they weren't wearing a shirt, but had pants on, at least.* You see... I was an ordinary anthro horse, trying to live life with the freaks that always wanted [Whisper me Universe for universe information.] and... I couldn't handle it. Murders. Murders everywhere. Each one was... something related to fists or hands to do something. *It was clear why his hands had left a scent of blood.* Atrocious, I know. Even for someone who preferred rapid-fire weapons and anything that is blunt and quick to use. Even if it is my hands. *He sighed before looking up, showing his brown eyes.* I look like a common horse you see on ranges but... anthro instead, don't I? No, I'm not going to show you the thing down there. Because I made it intangible with some magic. Yes. Intangible. *He removes his pants, showing that his entire crotch region is nonexistent. Not even anything that would normally exist with it. He pulled back on his pants and sighed.* Now... I'm part of the Escapees. Yes. The Escapees. *He looked down at his bottle before leaving it on the table and taking your hand, their grip firm but soft, even for a horse who clearly had some muscle somewhere.* Now. Let's take a walk and see what you have for your story. *You and Josh would both go out walking, and you gave what information you had to him that you wished to give.* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Note: I'm going off to help rewrite things every once-in-a-while. Excuse my disappearances. Multiple characters?: One. At the same day I came here. When did I join the Escapees?: ...just a few days from when my account was made. They told me about it. Is the enter button working?: Apparently not. "ALEX!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ New character: Jake (Everyone loves four-letter-long names in that game, right?) Origin: Cavestory (...we had two, why not three?) Race: Mimiga Wears: Blue shirt, khaki-colored pants, a large Rucksack... Holds: Unknown weapon, Stuffed Tarrasque plushie (at times) Note: You have to personally learn about him. Please.