This guy must have to take a lot of shits. His life must suck.
Think about it.
He's been forced to shit his own pants by countless of players, suffered over 500 deaths, he shits himself if he hits his wife, and his wife gets mad at him for shitting on the floor, and is in countless pain everyday. What did he eat? It must not be food made by humans, considering he has to shit every 45 seconds.
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