JylmuRaouls

I am NOT a walrus

TheIdleProphet: You know what totally ruins a friendship? Surprise tasers.

Apocalypstic: All Jesus’ are equal. Some are just more equal than others.

MarmaLadeWarrior: This is the Van, if you don’t like it, we’ll eat your firstborn child. If you don’t have one, we’ll rule 34 all that you hold dear.

Alexiothemidget: You didn’t just throw subtlety out the window, you cut his throat, then castrated him.

Shadz1: Note to self: Don’t mock Egyptian deities or Internet will turn off

UltimateChaos: When god gives you melons, you’re dyslexic

JylmuRaouls: Is he a he?
JylmuRaouls: Have you seen his junk?
L5RSamurai: Yes.
L5RSamurai: NO
L5RSamurai: JYL, YOU ****ER
CrazedTroll: Perfect frickin timing

diabolotry: When any kind of tech support tells me to turn a device off and then on it makes me want to hook their nipples up to a car battery
Sirago: Car battery failed to load nippleshock.dll