Kaeinlya's Comments

I built port village next to where my lighthouse was supposed to be and then it turned into a docks. :/ Lighthouse should be higher priority.

God bless Puerto Rico. And Sri Lanka, and Jamaica. But the Faroe Islands can go touch themselves.

Games that run this poorly should be debadged.

There's no reason that keyboard controls are used for everything except dialogue options. It's such a small easy thing to fix, and it ruins the experience.

Do not attempt the minigame without a mouse.

This game really needs an autosave. My laptop died and I lost 2 hours.

If I slide past the "hope" screen without the yellow laser than I'm pretty well screwed aren't I? I can't get back up that way, and I can't make it further. Do I have to restart?

I'm having a lot of problems with lag.

Why can't we just buy trash cans instead of people throwing their garbage everywhere?

Hover over the arrow and then press space to carpet bomb the world.

They say the hats are wearable, but how are you supposed to put them on?

In order to force offline progress, leave the game running in your browser, then hibernate overnight.

How in the world does human + fish not give you mermaid?

The items should stack with things already in the backpack if you have it equipped.

This is the exact plot of Battlestar Galactica.

GODDAMNIT VOLTAIRE WERE YOU PLAYING WITH MATCHES AGAIN?!

The slowmotion kills the game and really ruins the whole experience.

For bonus points, listen to Raw Sugar by Metric while you play.

The frame seriously needs to be wider. I must have tried to wind up and made the game pause at least 30 times. Either make the window bigger or zoom out or something. Ruins the flow of an otherwise absorbing game.

Good concept, but the controls are really fuzzy. I keep grabbing things as I am moving past them, and I should be able to use wasd instead of the arrows if I have to use the mouse also.