Granny comes in and tells me she read something bad in the newspapers... I assured her that it would be alright. Later that evening a Dragon's Foot stomps into my court room and demands gold for the sake of people's lives. Next morning a flat pile of ooze asks me to hire him to find out any secrets - he later returns to say that aliens control the merchant guild: In conclusion we can safely assume that Aliens control the merchant guild, possibly giving them power over making the Newspapers or the articles and hence predicting or being the sole cause of that horrible dragon! This is more then a conspiracy, it's the truth! *Law & Order Theme Song*