After an hour of finally getting x50 multiplier and over 1,000,000 score, it's only natural that Kongregate DOESN'T detect EITHER of those damn badges.
A great polish of yoru original game! I would ask that you, in the future, design an RPG "upgrade" system for the Achilles' move and some combos for some added depth, and something to even out the transition between levels and chapters. Give us a sense of progression.
You hit the mark on making a great game IE Indestructo tank. Your constant attempts of hitting the same mark only makes the quality of your games in this series worse. Please move on to something new.
Fire object #1 is in the fireplace in left end of the house, below your starting position. #2 is the candle on the third floor of the right tower, just above the piano room. #3 in in the barn at the far right end of the home, at the top floor. The last is the torch above the ground in the cellar. It takes some timing with your jump and eat, but it is consumable.
How can people say this is funny? Crude humor and stupid one liners that are in no sense witty, especially after hearing it over 1000 times. the game itself can be somewhat dull, but it presents itself nicely. 3.5/5
HUD is complete crap. I couldn't figure out what I could and couldn't do in the beginning. No real guide on how things work. long with that the hit chance is terrible. A soldier ran through my lines with 3 guys shooting at him because they're too retarded to aim properly. I thought these were trained military?