I once had dream where I fell in love with this guy( I was watching a mushy show the night before) It once said I need to go turn a new leaf. I said "Thats not right!" So the next day I try again. It says that I'm spenting to much time looking at my self. I think what the heck!? I hardly glance at myself every day!
I am a girl. I used to love Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez with my life. Now after they've been dating each other, I HATE THEM WITH MY LIFE! Death to Justin Beaver and Selena Gomez!
Dad of Timmy:"Hey honey, have you seen little Timmy? We're leaving."
Mom of Timmy:"No, I haven't seen him for a while." *Looks at her friend*
Mom of Timmy:"Have you seen Timmy?"
Friend:"Last time I saw, he was jumping out of a 2 story window. What a shame."
Ghost as a dish:*Three arms pop out*
Everyone in room: *Jumps out window*