Remind me to never visit Sydney, apparently there are Sharks capable of jumping 20 yards in the air. Planes fly at near ground level. Also nuclear weapons are being shot above civilians only feet above their heads.
I feel like descriptions are becoming the game manuals from the 80's and 90's. People were too annoyed to read game phamphlets, now they are too lazy to read descriptions. Soon people are going to complain about a game reading the description aloud to them.
I like the drag launch better then the launch. It's like that TV show where they show people getting hurt, and right before it happens, it just pauses. "What do you think will happen" Ragdoll then splits in half, splattering blood everywhere. Fun for the whole family
This guy is an idiot, why doesn't he just make a katana, out of the vending machine. Although seriously, is that vending machine made of a steel-titanium mix covered in diamond powder, then injected with steroids?
Leet stats, Bro.