I'm gettin a couple of glitches in this game: 1, everyone's name is "null" rather than "Drug Smuggler" or whatever; 2, sometimes all my units and all enemy units are replaced with "marines", which have no picture, though pressing "reroll selection" seems to sort that one out; 3, sometimes I can't click on any of the planets. The last two sorted themselves out after a couple of refreshes but the first one is still a thing. Great game though!
Story is terrible, gameplay is terrible, and the two have no relation to one another at all... it seems wrong reading "It was a terrible defeat" after destroying my opponent's castle with waves of squires. Why does he even have a castle not 100 metres away from mine? and why is there a gigantic bow on mine? 1/5, thanks kongregate, that's stopped me playing the mirran pack. and about the slowness, i wrote this comment at the start of a battle and theyve only just reached my castle and i've only just got full mana -_-
Excuse me Mr. Nerdook, but I thought it had been covered by now that the Kongregate community has a fetish for mute buttons. I don't seem to be able to find one in this game and, let's face it, the music is very annoying, so please could you either direct me and others like me to one we've been overlooking or add one? thanks.
@Hiya24 there was an update, there were originally 6 characters, Obama, Clinton, Kerry, Romney, Giuliani and Huckabee (I think? Don't quote me on that) without any special abilities. Arguably that was a cooler game but hey, it's gone now.
wow that's impressive API, it recognised that I had won division 1 with a game to spare. great game, 5/5, but i think the Goalie Humiliation Badge should be more than 5 goals because 5 isn't that hard, make it like 10 or something. Also is there anywhere you can see your stats? I'd like to know what my longest ever range goal is ^^
and SPOILER ALERT: if anyone wants a hint for level 5, the easiest way to do it is sprint to the last light and hide behind it while the gun shoots at you, it will knock the light back over the lip so that the passage to the star is no longer illuminated. and if the gun still gives you problems with the new position of the light, drop a crate or two on it (the light, not the gun).
not bad. except why is level 5 the hardest? after solving that and feeling really proud of myself and anticipating further challenges to come, i was cheated by three insultingly easy levels and the anti-ending. so finish it! :P 4/5
@cosmicmonkey take a screenshot ya numpty, @jesujacob hate to break it to you bt i talked to the creator a while ago and he said multiplayer just isnt feasible, they cant get a high enough framerate for this sort of game apparently.
@Nauto you're wrong, you don't have to kill Ronald McDonald in London to get him, in fact I think you can kill any of the heroes anywhere, it's just that most of them aren't in very many places.
oh dear lord no! you have murdered wonderland. it's not supposed to be grimy or crime-filled, if you cant make it seem exciting without that then you dont deserve to be making games in this style. 1/5
unapologetically hard my foot, I did this in like 10 minutes. 2/5 for that and for the fact that wonderland is just... well, i don't think people should copy it, even if you think you can out-weird lewis caroll it was still his idea.
hmm. alright, i guess. my bigget complaint is the way all buildings seem to have a maximum number of units inside and if you go over that its production rate goes NEGATIVE. wtf? 3/5.
very cool and orignial concept, but... just too easy. it's the lines, all going back and forth and basically giving away the desired direction of the camera. maybe a pro mode without lines (haven't actually played pro mode yet, red face if this is true lol)
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