There's Kevin, Craig and Caroline
But the latter two seem to spend all their time
On the in-ter-neeeet
Idling on Kong or Salty Bet
While Kevin foot slogs all round the neighbour-hooood
Stealing lots of sh*t for the greater good
Do-ing all the wooooork
And trying to appease every single jerk
In the town of Vortex Pooooint
The town
Of Voooor-teeeex Poooooint
I love the flavor in this. Green's self-serving merchant theocracy, red's genuinely disturbing pagan meat-market, blue's ruthless knife in the back (Incidentally, I also love that you have to build a Metris deck out of nothing - it fits the urban conspiracy motif perfectly.) It's the sort of colorful moral no-man's land that keeps settings like Warhammer intriguing, and a dimension that's almost always tragically abandoned in modern CCGs.
Maintain continuity by inexplicably bringing back Shane every time in that storyline, only to have him senselessly killed in some random event seconds later.