KeikaBoo: King Cuddly has cuddle clouds around him that soften the impact of the hugs making them more enjoyable. CuddleClouds™
KingCuddly: The Black ones as cuddly as broken glass in paperbag
Assorted and random words
Call me peeps, I don’t get text : My Phone number, (515) 283-4811, Call it peeps :D
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Basically describes my response to anything you might want to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOphGZZrE44
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MajorMassacre A.K.A. SirSlaughter A.K.A. CaptainCarnage A.K.A. GeneralGreed A.K.A. DoctorDispicable A.K.A. ProfessorPernicious A.K.A. ColonelCuteness
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Death2Zombies: I’ll tounguepunch your fartbox if it makes you feel better.
I’m like a cashew in a Lollipop, just suck till you get to the nut.
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My shit’s so hot I’ll leave your toilet bowel steaming.
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Are you asking yourself what is this faggatory?
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Yes, I’m a sexy black man
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DON’T TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY! Unless I say other wise, I’m serious.
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Adam Lanza was my brother, I shouldn’t of told him he was adopted.
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On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit just like an onion, but when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.
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Man, I need some one to play with my baby-arm
beaver basher
penis sangbo nam rod
baby-maker
bell on a pole
beef whistle
burrito
bishop
bratwurst
candle
choad
chopper
custard launcher
dagger
dickie
ding dong mcdork
disco stick
dog head
drum stick
dong
donger
dork
dragon
eggroll
fang
ferret
foto
fire hose
fuck rod
groin ferret
heat-seeking moisture missile
hose
hog
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
Johnson
John Thomas
joystick
kickstand
knob
krull the warrior king
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
lizard
longfellow
love muscle
luigi
manhood
meat popsicle
meat stick
meat injection
member
microphone
middle stump
mushroom head
mutton
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed monster
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
peepee
Percy
peter
pink oboe
piss weasle
piston
plug
pork sword
prick
princess sophia
private eye
private part
Brown-helmeted warrior of love
Brown-headed yogurt flinger
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schwanz
schwarz
shaft
short arm
single barrelled pump action bollock yoghurt shotgun
skin flute
soldier
stick shift
surfboard
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird 3
tinker
todger
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
twig & berries
twinkie
vein
wang
wang doodle
wanger
wick
willy
wing dang doodle
winkie
yingyang
yogurt gun
Moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love
meat constrictor
pony baloney
cornholer
meat thermometer
Wrinklebeast
If you know what I mean.
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