KingDerpstep

“tags: my dick is so big it pays rent and drives me to school sometimes and the foreskin is sometimes used as a parachute from the millitary and they ask if they can use it for nuclear testing. my japanese heritage implies that i am already full of radiation so why the hell not? when i ejaculate a huge mushroom cloud comes out of my urethra and kills civilians, but im not allowed to say these things because im part of the illuminati, and the gay and lesbian deer killing club, where we viciously run over dear while screaming gay phrases like haaaay”