...I don't know what happened, but my warzone reset. I have wasted ...too much time. This game is okay, and I like the versatility. Better than games of its type I have played ...but not worth a reset.
Humans are evil ...who would have guessed? Apart from everyone or thing that has met them :P
I bow to the Anu and their magical ability to control and be immune to meteors :P That's some skill right there.
As has no doubt been said before :O holy crap! Hardest easy badge ever. But I love the skills triangle showing me how awesome I am at sucking after each failed attempt :P don't worry, I am sure I can get the last two hours of my life back :P
But seriously, good game, less instant deaths due to fast changeover would be even better.
I'm just drunk enough to have fed America with the number of buzzsaws I have fallen into trying to get baindaid on level ...blurry. Damn you flying meat man ...btw When do I get wings? And if my girlfriend was worth it ...wouldn't she be trying to get back to me too instead of just sitting there? :O
Dear mum, today I defied logic and reason, by squeezing my bulky frame through gaps that were to small. Everyone in out peaceful village rewarded my favours with lasers to kill all the woodland creatures ...and I learned to share at the end ..making my whole adventure totally pointless :P
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So here I am minding my own business in an industrial plant ...and it keeps trying to kill me ...luckily I am a smart sumo wrestler ...and ex-cleaner...Life is tough.
In under 10 tries I had all acheivements to at least silver status and all the badges, but taking me from over 300,000,000 for touching the sky :( not cool.
However the hero in this game obviously tops all others, I have seen him catch on fire, explode a human trap, run up walls, slip, slide, tame dragons, become superman, beat up monsters mid flight, glide, kill dinosaurs, run on clouds, face punch a shark, kill a sea serpent, and punch a hole through the head of a giant squid ...all while outrunning a wall of lava and water ...total pro. :D
No wonder god smites him with lightning ...he makes god look like a pussy :P
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