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Swarm Simulator

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Jan. 03, 2016

Rating: 6

So if Meat were measured in Apothecary Grains, i.e. 1 Meat = 1 Grain, I produce a couple thousand Earths of Meat every Second...

Utopian Mining

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Jun. 04, 2012

Rating: 0

Pretty good. Although I must say that this Game was very similar to Motherlode, but Motherlode was much longer and a bit more difficult since there were surprise Pockets of Gas which could ruin a Trip down to the Goal and it took longer to get everything which you would need to beat the Game. Four Stars, nonetheless.

Wish Upon a Star

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Nov. 29, 2011

Rating: 10

"Are you saying that I can catch Stars?" "No, Neo. I am saying that when you upgrade star Attraction, you won't have to."

Monster Arena

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Nov. 10, 2011

Rating: 4

Ridiculously repetitive, buggy, and full of Engrish. 3/5.

SHIFT 4

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Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: 1

I liked the Part where the Instructions are the game Description. Fail.

Shore Siege!

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Sep. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

Random Number Generator fail. The fire enemy never spawned on their debut level.

Refraction

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Sep. 17, 2011

Rating: 25

This game is like the MS Word Paperclip. You click "don't show this again," but it does it every time anyway.

Ninja Painter

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Sep. 02, 2011

Rating: 12

Brainless Difficulty, easy Difficulty, and medium Difficulty. Nothing was hard.

ESCAPE

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Aug. 24, 2011

Rating: 1

That last 50 Metres are the worst.

Sugar, sugar

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Mar. 17, 2011

Rating: 2

I raged when the Sugar in the title Screen stopped falling.

Burrito Bison

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Mar. 02, 2011

Rating: 2

Shortly after the escape of Burrito Bison, the gummy Bear supplying him with the Upgrades was executed for Treason.

Tasty Planet

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Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

How the hell did he find dirt smaller than a red blood cell?

Corporation Inc.

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Jan. 31, 2011

Rating: 0

Day 22, Hard Mode. I make $293,109. 3/5 for being both buggy and quickly boring. I can't come close to spending more than I earn.

Corporation Inc.

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Jan. 31, 2011

Rating: 1

On hard Mode, no Matter how many Workers I hire, I can't get past Objective 7.

Path of Honor: Chapter 1

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Jan. 09, 2011

Rating: 2

3/5 for the Crosshairs making it almost impossible to hit an Enemy twice. Seriously, that's a big one to mess up.

Paintorial2

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Jan. 06, 2011

Rating: 8

How many times did you have to fail third grade English before they kicked you out?

Anti-Idle: The Game

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Dec. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

I'm so glad that there's a Way to make green Coins quickly. Too bad it's not available until Level 400.

Arkandian Crusade

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Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: 10

"Go fight the end Boss." "....I just started. I'm going to die and lose everything, aren't I?" "You sure are! :D"

Santa Rockstar: Metal Xmas 3

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Dec. 24, 2010

Rating: -1

Syncronisation is pretty bad. You should have asked for Tass's help.

You Find Yourself In A Room

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Dec. 22, 2010

Rating: 1

Not too hard.

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