WangWoman came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Wang, drenching it. Before WangMan could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the MegaWang, WangWoman sunk her teeth into his Wang. He had put up a WangWoman poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Wang his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of WangWorld decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Wang, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of WangMan.
When the outbreak occured, WangMan was outside of one of the city of Wang's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a MegaWang came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least a Wangillion people. WangMan was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the MegaWang. Then, as if in a dream,