"Oh hey this looks like a really good run. Almost to the exit, got a lot of speed, and still got three body slams. How can I-? Oh. Oh okay. 17 cops in a row, spaced just so that when I hit one I hit them all because I lose enough speed to hit the one behind it. Yep. Thanks, game."
-Me, 17 times.
I cannot play. The game loads in "Chapter 11 25/25 hats 9999999 gold" and clicking play does nothing. "Reset All" just refreshes the page to the same stats. :/
I play games to have fun. Not to have RNG kick me in the balls and tell me to kill myself. Ninjas have got to be the worst designed enemy in the game, specifically champions who literally invis on shot and run straight to your gems with their 10 seconds of cloak bypassing every tower you have. And then you have the Crypts, which you put right at the entrance, that blow their load all at once just to have every soul beyond the first disappear once the guy goes invisible. And you get to watch with a smile on your face as it fails to fear him with 75% fear. FOR 19 F***ING ATTEMPTS IN A ROW.
I AM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY I HAVE TO CLICK THE DAMN SPIKES 14 TIMES FOR IT TO REGISTER THAT I HAVE CLICKED THEM AND I GET TO PLACE 2 BEFORE IT JUST UNSELECTS THEM FOR NO REASON AND THEN WHOOPS GAME OVER SOMETHING I EASILY COULD HAVE COME BACK FROM. PROGRAM YOUR GAME BETTER, THANKS. I EXPECTED MORE.
Hmm... any particular reason the game keeps just... unselecting the thing I'm trying to buy? It's making placing road spikes really hard when I have over 2k and try to put more than 3 and it just goes away.
Badge says "Just don't let them close down borders early" bruh I can have a parasite with zero visibility and Madagascar will close their damn borders the moment 2 countries are infected.
Ah, yes. The infamous "One survivor was found" because the zombies are literally roaming in circles around the ONE SAS guy that's shooting at them FOR NEARLY A FULL GODDAMN MINUTE WITHOUT EVER LOCKING ON TO HIM TO KILL HIM. YEP.
Alright, I know that maybe I just suck at bullet hells but IN THE FIRST LEVEL OF THE LAST ROW WHEN THE F*CKIN' DRAGON HEADS COME OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE AND HIT YOU BEFORE YOU CAN KILL THEM BECAUSE THEY TAKE MORE HITS TO KILL THAN YOU CAN MUSTER AND THEY HAVE TO DIE TWICE BECAUSE OF SOME GLITCH? AND THEY STILL SHOOT THEIR ***ENTIRE*** LOAD REGARDLESS OF BEING DEAD BEFORE THE ANIMATION AND TURN THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN INTO A LITERAL IMPOSSIBLE TO DODGE MINEFIELD WHILE THE SKULL SHITS SPEW THEIR RED CRAP FROM ABOVE IT'S ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT GET HIT THANKS. I KNOW FOR A FACT BULLET HELLS ARE POSSIBLE TO SURVIVE WITH 0 HITS AND THIS GAME AIN'T IT CHIEF.
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