President of Madagascar: Any news? Adviser: Yes, for some reason we've managed to detect a symptomless disease on the other side of the planet. President of Madagascar: And you've waited till now to tell me??? THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! Shut down everything NOW, borders, shipyards, schools, hospitals, close everything we're under martial law! Adviser: Don't you think you're overreacting slightly? President of Madagascar: NEVER!