Koibones's Comments

wow... really surprised by the swear words...

winter 1 seems to be impassible.

I don't know how many times I have to completely destroy Tribal Smash before I get the badge, but I'm up to about 7...

The New World Order of Foilhatians You confess the truth to your highest ranked Panhead, you admit that it was all a big scam and Yivoux doesn't exist. They react with confusion, followed by fear... then anger. The Panheads gather around you. In a low, sinister tone they chant Praise to the One who is Many, over and over as they pummel you to death, dressed in their finest Red Astronaut Helmets. Your corpse is discarded like garbage. You're never given the honour of being face down so nonbelievers can kiss your ass. In the aftermath, many Panheads fight for leadership. The battles are brutal and long, Foilhatians is in ruins, its grip on the world lost. Old religions see a resurgence. New religions spawn, including several based on blockchain technology. Many people turn away from religion entirely. Foilhatians is remembered as a dark time for humanity, a great tragedy like the black plague or putting cream in carbonara sauce.

You have to wonder about the legitimacy of the high score when someone is that far ahead of the creator of the game...

Put the boat on the bird and let it fly away (boat sinks).

I can barely play. The snow slows the game to the point that it's unplayable. Is there any way to simplify the graphics?

For some reason, I keep jumping without pressing 'space'... it makes the game really difficult in a bad way.

Is there a reason I can only save my game after I exit my game and lose all progress?

Doesn't load on Kong, but that's okay. I've been playing on Steam.

So when you reset the scores you reset everyone's saves, not just the cheater's? That seems f---air... i guess

All of my problems extended from the fact that this game will not function unless it's the only window.

Also, for some reason, I move the cursor to the spot, click, then the cursor moves to Russia and plants a flag. Game over. WTF?!?

How come it takes 8 seconds for the cursor to catch up to my mouse?

This game answers a very important question: What if Super Meat Boy was a motocross collect-a-thon with no stunts (except flips)?

what the heck is up with this lag?

That is one tough easy badge

Any reason why the UI keeps changing? It's getting confusing...

On Firefox- Click the Lego brick in between the web page bar and the 'back' button. Allow Unity. White Screen is replaced with a fun game!

Couldn't do it without the walkthrough. I was right on how to do all but 3 levels, but I had to see it done for about 10 levels. I have a headache now. Great game