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Love

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Dec. 11, 2010

Rating: 2

In the end all the other squares should get sick of your shit and leave, and all your happiness drains. This game makes me so depressed.

Feed the King

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Nov. 12, 2010

Rating: 4

Does his chair say "Juicy Beast"?

Loved

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Jun. 15, 2010

Rating: 17

Normally I find games that try to be "artistic" are usually implying very basic, low level philosophy to the player. I think this one is taking a step upwards to being poignant, although its not groundbreaking. Although I think it still suffers the weakness of other games like this, it's intentional ambiguity lends it self to people who don't really have any idea what to think of it giving positive reviews because they feel it "looks" smart, so it must be. It's very easy to make people think something is artistic, add heart pulling music and a tragic/ironic ending, and very little narration and voila, you're philosopher. Don't fall into that trap. That being said, I expected this to be little more than a "you are controlled by society," but the part where the path (transitioning into moral ambiguity maybe?) becomes hazier the more you don't do as instructed caught me off guard, I thought it was a good addition.

Flock Away!

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May. 08, 2010

Rating: 0

I can't stop laughing.

Kill The Spartan

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May. 08, 2010

Rating: -1

While this is undoubtedly a terrible "game" I have to admit, my dislike for 300 made the shovel death extremely hilarious.

Sydney Shark

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May. 08, 2010

Rating: 0

I know the catastrophe of random noise and explosions will be pleasing to the easily excitable masses, but... christ, I don't even care whats going on at a certain point, I'm just spacing out and mashing A.

4 Differences

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Feb. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

Ivory's difference games make my brain turn to jello. Delicious jello.

Execution

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Sep. 09, 2009

Rating: 17

The real enjoyment of this game comes from the comments it receives. Sneaky. 5/5. Lol

The Great Siege

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Apr. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

Rhinos. Really. Really?

Bible Fight

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Mar. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

The hivemind in these comments is pretty hilarious. It's an o.k game, it's not the first less-then-fantastic game to get badges. I think we all know why this one is getting so much angst.

Monster Master

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Nov. 26, 2008

Rating: 0

Also the player icon freaks out and cycles through each icon infinitely in the game if I choose the robot as my player. Quality.

Monster Master

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Nov. 26, 2008

Rating: 0

Why does this game have a badge. more importantly why is it in a challenge. .... what.

Anaksha: Female Assassin

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Nov. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

Moral absolutionism and cheesy dialogue make me giggle.

The Last Canopy

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Aug. 22, 2008

Rating: 0

Great game Those scanner enemies are little bit ridiculous, imo D:< but none the less, 5/5

colourPod 2: dimensionPod

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Aug. 19, 2008

Rating: 0

You seem to like Imogen Heap, can't blame you. I think it's a good game; it just takes a while to get used to the dimension switching is all.

Amorphous+

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Aug. 05, 2008

Rating: 0

Three gooples formed into a gray and two biters became a horror immediately after wards, this was 20 seconds into a small nest. I hate my luck D:< I enjoyed this game though. I really like games with bestiaries (idk why) and the awards are funny.

B29 Assault

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Aug. 04, 2008

Rating: 0

Reminds me of Tyran. Although it's possible that this is similar to all old shooters and I only played one :\ I like it

Lars' Adventure

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Jul. 27, 2008

Rating: 0

I enjoyed this game to excited points.

Tactical Assassin 2

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Jul. 25, 2008

Rating: 0

A disappointing amount of the missions are shooting someone who is standing still. There is pretty much 0 depth in this game.

Pandemic 2

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Jul. 25, 2008

Rating: -1

At the very least you should have been able to sell resistances and transmissions as well, and doing so would have calmed down any panic over a disease. There's only one strategy I can see, and all the different symptoms are mostly pointless.

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