If a ship is sailing when the world shuts down its ports, it just stays chugging along for THOUSANDS of years.
President of Madagascar is on that ship.
I love how the background comments weave their own mini story of fustration, confusion, and deception inside of the military, along with telling you they're going to get it on like Donkey Kong.
I find it very impressive that the developer was able to come up with a different statement for every different item combination, even ones that don't work.
My favorite: "I don't think spiders gamble."