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Jan. 30, 2016
This is the shittiest game in the world.
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Fucking die, literally hang yourself you waste of air.
Jun. 16, 2015
Thanks for the cookies. :3
Jan. 09, 2015
When are the badges coming? D:<
Jul. 01, 2014
Can you make it so that you can confirm the jobs? >m I accidentally clicked a different job and my pay went from like 102 to a little over 60. ;-;
You will be no longer able to choose job with lower salary in new version
Jun. 10, 2014
._. Wow. This game is so addicting.
Mar. 06, 2014
The music is a distraction, turn it off and you'll do 10x better than with it.
Feb. 13, 2013
Kevin MacLeod makes the best music. <333
Dec. 28, 2012
Level 11 WAS harder than 12. >:O
May. 28, 2012
I believe his name is Kevin McLeod , I listen to a lot of music by him. ♥ Good choice, though. :)
Feb. 28, 2012
NEED. MORE. BLOOD.
Sep. 24, 2011
5/5 for the tits on a bull comment. :3
Sep. 27, 2010
did anyone else see quagmire in the first level ? :\
Feb. 20, 2010
badges would be greatly appreciated..
Nov. 11, 2009
why does he randomly float in air?
Oct. 09, 2009
the audio stuff on the one with the deer is the intro on the gorillaz demon days CD buht backwards....
Oct. 08, 2009
wait wahhh i dun get it. D:
http://chat.kongregate.com/gamez/0005/8717/live/take_something_literally_secure.swf?kongregate_game_version=1255020501
Sep. 12, 2009
lol zombie kid I LIKE TURTLES
Jun. 15, 2009
thats screwed up i spent 2 minutes of my life looking for the screen to load. then i understood[[not completely tho]]
Jun. 11, 2009
blackparakeet is right. the instructions r real vague so how do u kno wat to do ?!!?
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