LIFEMAG2101

Hi. No really, though, hi.

I am Dave666’s right-hand man, whether he likes (or even knows) it or not.

I like music.

I like unicorns.

I’m not sure what planet I’m from.

I’m a goblin.

I like watching por… football.

I like Kongregate.

I like the Bermuda Triangle.

I like the f-word, because it makes me hungry.

I like food.

INOLIKESILENCE.

I LISTEN TO THE JOKERR, FEMALE DOG.

I like putting two spaces between each line that I type. It looks phosisticated.

No, I will not buy you lunch. So leave me alone.

I am currently considering suicide. Don’t worry about me, though.

I don’t like you.

I like computers.

I am currently thinking of more things to add to my list.