Lakermelon's Comments

I lack the epicness to make the skyrim theme, but whoever plays it correctly will earn the status of king of the interweb

How to make things look dramatic: stage, black; static, white; object, white; shirt, white; pants, white; blood, bright red; blood mod, -1; line size, slightly larger than normal; fill alpha, max; skin tone, darkest

A strong man once climbed a ladder slowly, grabbing only the next level of guns and upgrades. It took him a long time to reach the top, the tank. As he reached for the controls, a wise man purchased the golden gun WITHOUT buying the bazooka, and shot the strong man, taking his tank. The point is, save up for the best!

Extra! Extra! Flaming idiot jumps off parked car, Dies!

My chalk is broken(5) Please help me Mister Johnson(7) -I will not help you"(5)

Only Mine is good(5) Jon says I am conceited(7) I spit upon him(5)

He has taken it!(5) It is my only plaything(7) make sure he suffers(5)

Call me what you will, but bird meat gives the cake a zing. Especially when they're still alive. They flap their wings...

go play 1/5 moron. Rat a game on idea not accessories. Seriously look up 1/5 on kong and pay.

yanoit, if you read the rules, it says whoever wins gets an email within 3 business days. Chances are it wasn't today, or maybe it was, and they aren't announcing who won. Hope i win :D

@Hopfrogged: thank you for not being a jerk and respectively disagreeing. I saw the description, and the idea is from sitting at the screen, waiting for the guards to move. maybe in the third there will be like a shop. To buy blackjacks or shruikens. Or not. oh well its a good game.

like it but just one idea. Blunt weapon Kill a guard:major penalty Knock a guard out:Minor penalty He'd recover, then start the alarm. Killing one one would immediately call the alarm, KOs have cooldowns

Batisman55: noooooooo

Monty Python reference FTW!!!!!!!!

Cube_man is amazing...

I am very surprised to see nobody commenting on the glitch on level twelve. It is impossible to miss, just mash A, and the game freezes for a sec, then Trololo dies. Seriously no one?

Pancake, I've got an even better look. Terrorist: Bandana, Tricky, Overcoat, Army Camo. Now use only AKs, knives, The machine-gun

Let's just hope the developer never gets the opportunity to design a roller coaster.

I don't view this as a game. I think of it as a work of intellectual art. Something outside of the box.

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