Lapper's Comments

I've lowered my rating. This game seems worse every time I attempt it.

Oh, and my third favorite part is how there's no restart button in challenge mode.

My favorite part is how the robots don't know how to sit their ADHD butts down and hold their positions. My second favorite part is that your turn radius may be 0, but your speed is about 0 miles per hour and the enemy always seems to have just the right weapon to bash your slowpoke circuits in.

@Daklon: Normally I would just blow you off on that comment, because that's what everyone who makes bad games says, and it isn't true. But in this case, I have never seen a worse excuse for a game, ever. I *will* judge it, because I *know* it's bad. If you can't accept the fact that you have failed miserably, you shouldn't be making games at all.

Dude. Come on. You took a year to make this? Get with the program. You can't just add a few new concepts and call it the amazing incredible 2.0. I'd say this is more like 1.5 at best.

First of all, how about some realistic speeds? 270mph down *any* slope, let alone a slope with logs, trees, and dunes would undoubtedly mean a fatal wipeout. Second of all, perhaps make the graphics look like you took more than half an hour making them. That's it. :P

What was the thought-process for not starting the timer over when you die in a level? You're restarting the entire level but you have to press R to reset the timer? That just doesn't make any sense.

This is one of those games that definitely does not need an impossible badge. Portal is one of those games that definitely does need an impossible badge. :P

I have quite literally scoured my Mac looking for anything on the drive that even mentions 3573. It's not there. "Mesiria" also reveals nothing. Where is my save?

This game could have been amazing. Then you add music and bouncy sound effects. Why on earth would you do that?

I'm glad that not only is battle mode one of the hardest badges ever, but also that I am no longer able to play it. I played this tedious game for two hours to get that mode, and now it can't find my save file?

Very very steep learning curve.

The concept is fine. The tutorial is fine. Your health is fine. The game needs improvements by way of helicopters (hit you before you can hit them), sound effects (get them), aiming (at least give a trajectory; it's very difficult), and other things I don't feel like elaborating on because Kongregate lost my extensive critiquing comment just now.

Clopnaz: You do realize that you can change the hotkeys, right? No excuses.

nevele: Sorry if I offended you with my basic use of a word that could have only been replaced with something like "invariably", "inevitably", or something equally as snobby. Maybe you should stop judging people by how many words they know.

...was that supposed to be an argument?

I guess it's a pity that I have produceable proof that the avatar's mine, then.

Well, I can't blame you for not knowing, can I? By the way, what's up with your avatar? Couldn't come up with something original there, either? ;)

It's perfectly fine for you to assume that I don't know what the word "copyrighted" means. In response to your comment, there's a subtle difference between me using an avatar of a copyrighted entity for "criticism, or comment", etc for non-profit purposes under Fair Use (Copyright Act of 1976, T17, C1, S107), while you have clearly altered/reproduced and distributed Fasco-CS's The Blue Chamber, and stand to make a profit margin from this game. Assuming you don't have written permission (judging by your defensive words here, I'd say that you don't) or that Fasco-CS has allowed alterations of its work to be distributed for profit (a very strange copyright to place on one's work), this would indeed be a copyright violation.

Level 8 took about twice as long as all the other levels combined. Perhaps that should be level 10?