Laxiss

MERP!
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Funny quotes:
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Laxiss: You taste like Tandori Chicken
Laxiss: I LOVE TANDORI CHICKEN\
FeatheredFeline: Dafuq…
Laxiss: noms
FeatheredFeline: GET AWAY FROM MEH!
*away
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FeatheredFeline: *Licks Laxis
Laxiss: pets
FeatheredFeline: You taste like Chocolate Ice cream.
FeatheredFeline: ..
Laxiss: Cool
Laxiss: I’m used to it now… wiat
Laxiss: Where are you licking me? Oo
FeatheredFeline: YOU TASTE LIKE
CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!
FeatheredFeline: *Licks
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Keac: RED
Redspike: YOU BUM FLAPPING CLOWN
Keac: XD k
Keac: LIES
Cascats: lol u curled into a ball?
Laxiss: I read that as “Bum fapping cow”
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RisingDragon1998: i just equipped a “Scrapper’s Cap”, now i look like a Hood mario.
Laxiss: Yo biotch, gimme ya purse or isa gonna-a stomp ona yo face
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dynastywarrior9: AND THEN JESUS SAID TO MEGATRON **** YOU BITCH IM GOD
Laxiss: ……….
Redspike: I’m just going to leave >.>
Laxiss: And then Dynasty went on to kill all the rest of chatland
Laxiss: And laxis SAVES THE DAY!
dynastywarrior9: AND JOSEPH STALIN SHOT JESUS IN THE HEAD AND SAID THERE IS NO GOD Christians:0 Atheists: 0 Dynastywarrior9 religion: 99999
HeadBanger66: Godzilla steps on dynastywarrior
HeadBanger66: End of that religion.
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zachman1234: Roses are red Bones have marrow Except my knee It has an arrow
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Redspike: Roses are Red, Violets are blue. Bend over Bitch, Your about to get fisted.
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Laxiss: Peanuts are used in dynomite
Laxiss: Legit
Laxiss: :3
Laxiss: *dynamite
Redspike: So Ima walk into a Airport with a large bag of Peanuts and be like I GOT A BOMB
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Redspike: Well last year, the senior prank was planting a Peach Tree in the middle of the football field
Redspike: And in GA if a Peach tree is planted, it is illegal to even remove it.
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War1000: News headlines: Demon peach trees spring up overnight in football stadiums across Georgia.
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Redspike: I threw Yams at a teacher during a football game >.>
Redspike: I’m not talking slices, I’m talking whole Yams.
Laxiss: Lol. I YAM WAT I YAM
Laxiss: *lolface
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War1000: “One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.”
Laxiss: IMA FLY TO NORTH DAKOTA
WEAR A CAT-IN-THE-HAT HAT!
FeatheredFeline: …..."
Laxiss: AND DANCE THE HUSTLE
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TheLightDemon:I poop rainbows :o
TheLightDemon: If you go to the end of a rainbow, you’ll either find a pot of gold or me on a toilet.
Fluffy_Panda: XD
TheLetterB: So a pot of gold or a “pot of gold”?
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PainChain: I’m Explosion. It’s like being Christan, except there’s no god. We blew him up.
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TheLightDemon: licks
TheLightDemon: HA
TheLightDemon: I LICKED THE CHAT

Laxiss: What did it taste like?

brangle: Horse cemen.

TheLightDemon: ^
TheLightDemon: It was awful

Laxiss: So love…. how did they kiss? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LoveHurts100: *pours hand sanitizer on mouth and scrubs

Laxiss: XD

neoncannon2: But

neoncannon2: now you ruined it for me :(

dynastywarrior9: ANUS

Laxiss: LOL

Laxiss: Hai

pop67042: o

Laxiss: Anata wa nihongo ga hanasemasu ka ( Do you speak japanese? )

Laxiss: ?

narutogar: … que?

Laxiss: Watashi wa sonoyōni narimasen yo…. ( I’ll take that as a no…. )

Laxiss: XD