This is the REAL list: FIRST ROW: 1 - Play the game. 2 - Buy the TV and flick through the channels. 3 - Get the second award and let it spin 1,000 times. 4 - Save up a total of 1337 money. 5 - Buy the bomb and click it. 6 - Buy the Atari 2600 and turn it on. 7 - Buy the pet pig and click it. 8 - Buy the button and click it 500 times. 9 - Turn the flashlight on and off 50 times. 10 - Buy the HD TV and flick through the channels. SECOND ROW: Play for 30 seconds, 10 minutes, 30 minutes, 2 hours, 6 hours and 24 hours. THIRD ROW: Spend 100, 500, 1,000, 2,000, 5,000 and 8,999 money. FOURTH ROW: 1 - Buy the Awesome Face. 2 - Buy the Money Printer. FIFTH ROW: Reach Levels 2, 5, 10 and 20. That is ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS
 "Enough Plumbers"){kind=icon}
 "A Knight's Story 2"){kind=icon}
 "Progress : The Game"){kind=icon}