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LazarusPagan's messages

AdeebNafees

Jul 1, 2014 2:02pm

Yo momma so fat she don’t fit through the bars of her prison cell.

[yay for ability to abuse Lazarus]

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LazarusPagan Jul 1, 2014 2:28pm

Mah momma so magical she uses a reflective piece of glass to escape da cell ~