December 23, 2012
All I ever wanted was for Santa to turn me into a human. Instead, he always gave me coal.
No one gives me coal.
I dung to the North Pole, glaring at the thought of Santa. No one was going to give me coal again. EVER!
I started eating his elves, reindeer, and rabbits to get his attention. Little did I know that I was about to start a big war. The elves against me, an effing worm.
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