THE BASEMENT DEMANDS DEMOCRACY.

(LightKira) Kira – Self-proclaimed king.
(MidnightDawnn) Dawn – Queen as of Kira’s proclamation.
(TheMeow) Meow -The Treasurer/*coughDawn’ssexslave. “Meow is the treasurer, although knowing her heritage, she’ll spent it on alcohol lol”
(Glomple) Glomp – Vassalbassador (Vassal and Ambassador)
(Rose_Monster) Rose – Secretary of War.
(Turtle39555) Turt – Secretary of Foreign Exchange
(Rheeperpwn) Rheep – Secretary of Defense
(Azar13) Azar – Dungeon Master
(cheeseman66) Cheese – Official sex slave
(f4t4lw0rld) Shane or Fatal – Thor, the god of pumpkins and the Basement
(Lovethespam) Love – Princess
(megadeath) Mega – UK Representative
(DrFlubiver) Flub, Flubbeh, Flubby – Towns fool

Today, while walking through a haunted maze a character dressed as a vampire emerged from behind the wall in an attempt to scare my friends and I. Instead of screaming my friend reacted to his scare tactic with “You don’t look like Edward Cullen” to which he replied “That’s because I’m a straight vampire.” It made my day. MLIA
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Today, on National Coming Out Day, I told my gay parents that I’m straight. MLIA _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Metaltomato: going to kfc for grilled is like going to remen for intelligent convo
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Glomple: Wait, Decrypt, when did you get Modded?!

Glomple: I feel like I asked you this before…
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
nikkmichalski: hey snappy, know what small dick means? just look down.
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
05at1: The other day I walked into a currency exchange shop there was a short line, just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.

05at1: She asked the teller “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?” The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”. The Asian lady said“Fluc you white people, too!”

_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ calumrrr: AVADA KADAVRA! Now why didn’t I do that in the first place?

JJ52: …and your wand is tiny, is that why you didnt seal the deal with hermionee?