Your name is Harry Plopper. You are a man. You are a professional nerd who likes computers. Your dream is to learn to tell time. People describe you as being a jackass. You don't smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a mean person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is clever computers. You love drinking melted alcohol. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.
Your name is John McCoy. You are a man. You are a bum who likes babies. Your dream is to make a game. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You excessively exercise. You would not be described as dog trainer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is funny cheese. You love listening to music. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.
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