Lithdov's Comments

The hard achievement never popped after finishing the game. 1/5

Further proving that, 99% of the time, community-made maps suck for any game.

A complete and utter hack job exactly copying the much-better-than-this Burrito Bison.

Wow, it sure is awesome when cards randomly disappear from my deck. Like it's not bad enough that you lose any cards you gain if you don't immediately hit "Edit Deck" when they pop, now they can just vanish forever for no effing reason. And you have the balls to try to extort money out of people for this broken crud?

I wish it was possible to give games a negative ranking. Maybe you people missed the "FREE games" description of this website when you gave this stupid cash-whoring game designed to keep people from even playing the single player without paying when you were rating it 5/5.

One of the most blatant examples of cash whoring I've ever seen on Kongregate. The game's great, but it doesn't deserve higher than one star from anyone because of the blatant "u buy gold, u win!1!!" attitude.

I think everyone can agree, the energy mechanic is retarded. We get it, you want us to buy stuff to play your game. Maybe that'll work for 5% of the people here, but the rest of us are just going to stop playing once we hit zero.

Unlike Crush the Castle 2, this game relies not on skill but on luck that the stupid physics will behave in JUST the right way, since you can pull off the exact same shot as shown in the walkthrough with disastrously different results. Sucks.

Need orange portals, will shoot blue in return.