LittleDud3

A pretty nice joke:
There were 3 men lining up at the Pearly Gates. At that time, you had to have a bad day when you died. The angel at the Gates asked the first man, “How was your last day?”.
The man answered, “It was one of the worst. I just came back from an exhausting day at work and I caught my wife half-naked. I knew she was cheating on me. I heard something on the balcony and I rushed outside. I saw a man hanging off the balcony by his fingertips. I stomped on them, but he fell into a tree which broke his fall. Wanting to kill him, I grabbed the refrigerator and hurled it down at him. It crushed him to death. The excitement of it all gave me a heart attack.”

The angel smiled and let the man through. He asked the second man the same question. The second person answered, “It was quite bad. I was doing my stretching exercises on the balcony, and I accidentally fell off the edge. I managed to grab onto the edge of the balcony underneath mine. A crazy man came out of the apartment and stomped on my fingers. I tumbled down into a tree which broke my fall. I lied there in pain and I saw the same person throw a refrigerator down. It crushed me to death.”

The angel chuckled and thought ‘I love this job.’ He proceeded to ask the third man waiting the same question. He answered, ‘I was hiding in this refrigerator right…’.

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