Salad Fingers Episode 1 "Spoons" Hello. I like rusty spoons. I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my Salad Fingers is almost ORGASMIC! I Must find the perfect spoon. DING DONG! Oh~ Hello there young child! I'm here to inquire about your Spooons! AlLLAlalaLAlalalLAlALLALLAlAL. A-hoh! HHQQQQQHHHHEEEEHHHQQQQQHEEEEQ!! Might I ask where you keep the spoons? RHEEEEEEEEEEE. I see. Then I must leave! But first, I'd like to carress this Rusty Kettle! ...Aww~
Do you guys think when there's a thunder storm, it's actually God forgetting where the toilet bowl is? And then when there's thunder, it's the sound of him shitting? And then when there's lightning, it's him getting a boner? That's just a theory! A STORM THEORY! AAAAAND... CUT!
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