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Once Upon A Life

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Feb. 24, 2014

Rating: 4

@wtb23: This is a man at the end of his life, asking himself big questions like was it all worth it? He loved, he learned, he explored, he married, he succeeded, he struggled, he retired, he got lucky, he realized his priorities, he watched his love die, and he sat patiently in a room until his death. It's life, wtb23. Don't you want to be reflecting back and be happy? Like him?

Dynetzzle

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Jan. 31, 2014

Rating: 1

As the game progressed, it actually became easier to solve the levels because I began visualizing the puzzles correctly. Interesting to play :)

Super Adventure Pals

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Aug. 03, 2012

Rating: 2

I wouldn't of done less for my pet rock.

i saw her standing there

Play i saw her standing there

Apr. 18, 2012

Rating: 1

Zombies make some mean pancakes bro.

The Idle RPG 2:Renicipation

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Jan. 08, 2012

Rating: 4

Is it me, or is leveling up just near impossible after lvl 10?

The Idle RPG 2:Renicipation

Play The Idle RPG 2:Renicipation

Jan. 07, 2012

Rating: 8

Collect 15 fetuses. I don't even. What?

Concerned Joe

Play Concerned Joe

Oct. 29, 2011

Rating: 2

Is the voice Johnny Utah? If not, just as infuriating.

Coinbox Hero

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Oct. 03, 2011

Rating: 1

I clapped, literally.. clapped at the ending. The meaning to life makes much more sense now.

Tyrant

Play Tyrant

Mar. 30, 2011

Rating: 3

Commando and Calc, what are you talking about? All of the sudden it's wrong to make a game for profit? There's nothing missing from the game without paying. They give the option to pay for those who want to donate to the game and get something in return. There is nothing wrong with games like this but the people who misunderstand the point of an MMO.

Black Navy War 2

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Jul. 30, 2010

Rating: -1

Right, Let's go over all the flaws with this game: 1. The upgrades are very essential but insanely time taking to make. 2. The only way to win is by massing units until you overcome your opponent, no strategy involved. 3. When you do win, you have to face a flagship that hides behind an invincible base so your 80 unit army has to die so that the flagship can move out. 4. You then rebuild your 80+ unit army and kill the flagship, which takes an amazing amount of time. 5. EVERY single level is like that. This is why this game gets a 1/5, and is quite possibly one of the worst I've played on Kong in about a month.

ACTION TURNIP!!!

Play ACTION TURNIP!!!

Jul. 21, 2010

Rating: 14

I believe I just played a game in which I was a badly drawn turnip running through a badly drawn world shooting at badly drawn bats, ships, and retarded moles, all the while sometimes tripping on drugs and going into some state in which I saw many different colors, and sometimes traveling back in time while listening to music that tells me I'm going to go to hell. I shat bricks.

Epic War 4

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Jul. 21, 2010

Rating: 0

Wth..? I saved last night, and then when I try pressing continue, tells me there's no save data. ;( I'm one sad panda.

Battle Dawn

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Jul. 09, 2010

Rating: -18

Realize you should PLAY THE GAME, not play it for BADGES. The whole point of the badges is for those who seriously play this game!! You're telling me that you come to Kongregate just to get badges? That is by far the dumbest thing I have heard. You should play a game because it is GOOD, not because it has badges. Now stop rating this down. It is a wonderful game that if you ACTUALLY PLAYED, you would agree. +1 if you agree.

Battle Dawn

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Jun. 24, 2010

Rating: 0

The tick timer is stuck on 00:00 because an admin has yet to start the ticks on the server.

Battle Dawn

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Mar. 24, 2010

Rating: 0

There's nothing better than a dragon that suicides into a castle and kills soldiers. :)

Battle Dawn

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Mar. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

I doubt they expected as many people to come onto the game as they have right now. :)

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