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Clout: The Game
Aug. 01, 2014
Rating: 0
Zombie Drago for Speaker 2014, he'll save the nation or die (again) trying
Weekend At Ivan's. Just keep up the ruse, guys.
Astrox
May. 31, 2014
Rating: 2
Quite amazing coming from what I hear is a team of 1. Keep up the fantastic work!
Monster Bark
Dec. 02, 2011
also, look up Life On Bogota on youtube.
Before anyone asks, the music is One-Eyed Maestro by Kevin MacLeod
Focus
Nov. 23, 2011
Rating: -10
Yay 1,508th to get the impossible badge
Upgrade Complete 2
Oct. 04, 2011
Rating: 6
Oh my GOD, heart rate upgrade. Screw the badge, i DID crap my pants.
Feed the King
Aug. 08, 2011
Rating: 1
those special muffins the king ordered had better be DAMN good...
Skincraft
Aug. 03, 2011
Rating: -18
1/5 needs badges :P
Learn to Fly 2
Jul. 24, 2011
Rating: -1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjk1uZu-hUM
This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds
Jul. 21, 2011
OUR BACK FAT WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!
The Farm
Rating: 5
Chuck Norris really wants a new sweater.
Wish Upon a Star
Jul. 13, 2011
Rating: 3
awww...That ending ish sad...
The Sagittarian 3
Jul. 11, 2011
Rating: 7
Whew! Bewbs!
Snailiad
Jul. 08, 2011
That reindeer is a Secret Snell. There are 3 of them.
Bubbles 2
Jul. 03, 2011
Bullet time would make more sense if it didnt slow YOU down too...
Spikes Tend to Kill You
Jul. 02, 2011
I dont think a game has ever actually pissed me off before. Congrats, STTKY.
Ultimate Assassin 3
Jul. 01, 2011
"If he's from the future, why does he use a knife?" Because even in the future, nothing works.
Jun. 24, 2011
"Guard watches me assassinate his boss" "shoots me" Guard: I am professional! :D
I Am An Insane Rogue AI
Jun. 23, 2011
Over the PA: It's time to sing the Birthday song! "everyone runs as fast as they can for the exits"
Racing Comrade!
Jun. 22, 2011
Rating: 1154
Lol, i'm in fifth place. I would be in tenth, but i accidentally stabbed half the competition...
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Weekend At Ivan's. Just keep up the ruse, guys.