Loones

Everybody’s a mad scientist, and life is their lab. We’re all trying to experiment to find a way to live, to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.
A mad scientist in his laboratory is not a mere technician, he is also a child confronting natural phenomena that impress him as though they were fairy tales.
I’m tripping on some psychedelic potatoes right now and about 12 beer gardens deep so high holy hell I don’t even know.

Professor Loones tried with every last chemical on the periodic table but alas no sure formula for the fluffiest afro ever. Until one day he split his cool refreshing cider into his glowing mixture. Prof stared unblinkingly into the deep green pot

Finally the perfect formula. The professor rushed into the shower too excited to let the mixture cool. After weaving and massaging the mixture into their hair it puffed up. They stepped out looked into the mirror and there the most amazing and fluffy afro ever. Professor Loones became a millionaire from spilling their cider into a pot like a mindless zombie
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