LordDoucheBag

Hello, my name is Robert, but you can call me Greg if you wish. When I’m not sitting on my computer typing this very sentence, I enjoy horse-front riding, mild water rafting, and eating pastries with my eyes half open. I’m a big fan of reggae, Beethoven and his brother Ludwig have composed some of the finest tracks, they really know how to lay down those beats. Feel free to contact me on my pager at any time between 3 and quarter past 3 on Wednesdays.